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Sexual slang

In the popular jargon of many civilized cultures, the use of sexual slang is a form of humor that often creates controversy over its popular use. Sexual humor is seen in many circles as crude and unsophisticated, as well as insulting towards the subject it describes. Nevertheless, sexual humor has been popular since the earliest days of civilization, and crude humor is seen as having its own place in popular culture.

Sexual slang is often used by adolescent youths as a ritual of growing up. It is one way that youths often test the limits of tolerance in their society, both in their own families and in the community in general.

The popularity of various comedians who indulge in sexual slang, from George Carlin to Andrew Dice Clay[?], reflects the appeal of this form of speech. It is often seen as a form of taboo, where much of its appeal comes from the shock value of daring to speak "forbidden" words in public.

Warning: The following list of terms may be considered offensive to some readers.

Table of contents

Penis

cock, dick, dong, johnson, john-thomas, meat, shaft, tool, wood, woody, wang, willie, rod, peter, percy, prick, manmeat, schlong, todger, old fellow, pecker, snopp, arrow, boner, one-eyed monster, presidential staff, trouser trout, love snake, warrior of love, stick, member, lad (Irish), Pork sword, bishop in a turtleneck, crank, scepter, purple-headed yogurt slinger, Pedro, Stanley (the power tool)

Breasts

jugs, hooters, melons, fun-bags, tits, guns, rack, meat puppets, boobs, knockers, headlights, cans, ta-tas, honkers

Posterior

bum, ass, rump, behind, rear end, fanny (American English), kaboose, pooper, bung, back, tush, arse,

Posterior Hole

crack, asshole, bunghole, brown eye, poop chute, buttery cornhole, nether region, chocolate starfish

Vagina

pussy, cunt, twat, gap, muff, beaver, tuna, snapper, clam, gash, coochie, snatch, poon, fanny (British English), poontang, coot, slit, sweet spot, Rug, wisker biscut, tweety bird

Coitus

make love, to sleep with <person>, lay, bang, bone, screw, nail, fuck, rail, bop, boff, slam, plough, have, bonk, boink, stick, do, poke, taking the log to the beaver, hide the bologna, slam the ham, shag, know, make whoopee, laying some pipe, get it on, the horizontal mambo, homerun, stick it,

Oral Sex (General)

going down, going south, eat him/her/it

Cunnilingus (Oral sex on female)

carpet munching, muff diving, mustache ride, lick-out, eat out, pearl diving

Fellatio (Oral sex on male)

giving head, sucking cock, blow, blowjob, slobbing the knob, waxing the lance, slurping the bishop, tonsil exam, shine, Fluff, Eat, Smoking the pole

Anal Intercourse

taking it up the poopchut, going in the out door, dancing with bubba, fudge packing, butt fuck, butt sex, riding the Hershey highway, shit packing

Semen (Ejaculation)

gentlemen's relish, number 3, load, spew, donut glaze, cum, spunk, jizz, jizm, seed, cream, hot man mustard, squirt, goo

Masturbation

yanking the crank, jacking off, jerking off, choking the chicken, tossing off, wank, spank the monkey, flogging the dolphin, beating the bishop, polishing the helmet, strokin' the pole, diddle (female), finger (female), shaking hands with the sheriff, fucking off, beat the meat

Foreplay

make out, get it on, feel up

Prostitute

promiscuous woman, slut, sex worker, call girl, white slave;
euphemistic model, escort, masseuse;
French: fille de joie, demi-mondaine, grande horizontale;
Spanish: puta;
informal: tart, pro, moll, brass nail, tom, woman on the game, working girl, member of the oldest profession, tramp, floozie, scrubber, slapper;
Brit. informal slag;
N. Amer. informal: hooker, hustler, roundheel; dated streetwalker, woman of the streets, lady/woman of the night, scarlet woman, fallen woman, woman of easy virtue, cocotte, wanton, loose woman;
archaic: courtesan, strumpet, harlot, trollop, woman of ill repute, lady of pleasure, Cyprian, doxy, drab, quean, trull, wench.

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