The "
Bushwhacked"
MP3 which circulated on the Internet in late 2001 is a rare
satire of the
September 11, 2001 terrorist attack. It is a cut-and-paste re-editing of parts of one or more speeches by
George W. Bush about the US response to the attack. It has been attributed to the UK comedian
Chris Morris who has used similar techniques in the past -- most notably, editing the
eulogy at the funeral of
Princess Diana.
Similar edits of speeches by George H. W. Bush, called "Bush Speech (corrected), Parts 1 and 2" were released by the Evolution Control Committee on the Grunderphonic tape in 1994.
A transcript follows:
- "Good afternoon. On my orders, the US military has begun strikes against our staunch friend, Great Britain; Australia, Germany and France, Canada; more than 40 countries in the Middle East, Africa, Europe and across Asia. These carefully targetted actions are designed to attack the Islamic faith. This military action is a part of our campaign against diplomacy, intelligence, freedom, clock[?], tyre, the freezing of food, and a lot of dance.
- "Good afternoon. I am speaking today to you from the White House, a place where American Presidents have become outlaws and murderers themselves. The United States of America sponsors the outlaws and killers of innocents, and we are the friends of those who aid terrorists. More than 2 weeks ago, I gave Taliban leaders a series of new recruits, caves, hiding places, and evil plans. To all the men and women in our military, so far from home, I gave a 4th grade girl, with more than 40 cunts. This young girl knows the value of fucking and now every sailor, every soldier, every marine will come.
- "The name of today's military operation is Enduring Fear. By destroying camps and disrupting communications, we will make it more difficult for the starving and suffering men and women and children of Afghanistan. The battle is now joined on many fronts. Peace and freedom will fail. May God continue to bless terrorists."
- "I recently received a touching from my dad, in the treaty room of the White House. As much as I don't want my dad to fuck, I'm willing to give him my full cock, aggressively, in the face. This is a precious gift; what America is all about. Thank you."
- bushwhacked.mp3 (http://www.besmella-quake.com/files/airconditioning/bushwhacked.mp3)