Since his birth on March 22, 1980 Adam has done a lot with his life. After spending his high school as a star in both Amateur Wrestling[?] and High School Football[?] he continued on to college in [Las Cruces] at [New Mexico State University]. If the complete tales of this college life[?] were to be told, Mr. Montoya would almost definately end up incarcerated[?]. Two things are known for sure about these days. Mr. Montoya graduated in four years[?] and met the love of his life, Rachael Rose[?].
However, things just seemed to never work out right. Over the years, the two have fought many times, over a wide variety of stupid and serious things. Despite never actually getting together with Rachael, Adam continues to love her, and the two are best friends. If recent times are any indication, the two will remain together somehow at least until the end of time[?] maybe even longer.
Adam Montoya drove a Mitsubishi Eclipse[?] until June 30, 2003 when it was totalled in a rollover accident. A somewhat retarded person pulled in front of a car built for speed that was going fifty miles per hour in a 45 mph zone. Once Adam tried to avoid the car, it switched lanes again in front of him, causing him to hit his brakes and lose control of the vehicle. The vehicle continues sliding into the dirt median in the center of the lane, where it hit a "Left Lane Must Turn Left" sign and flipped over. The passenger side of the cabin was immediately crushed. Adam saw the ground start to approach his window at a rapid speed, and asked God to take care of him.
Amazingly, once the car came to a stop upside down on the median, Mr. Montoya was seen immediatly crawling out the broken and displaced back windshield. Several witnesses at the scene and afterwards have told him how lucky he is to be alive. Adam has no injuries because... Well. He's a tough guy[?].If further proof is necessary, look towards April 16, 2003 when Montoya was hit twice in the head with a baseball bat[?].
While leaving Brewster's Pub[?] on Historic Route 66[?], Montoya was confronted by a coward from a group known as Roller's Only[?]. This coward got in Montoya's face only to cause a distraction. One of the bitches[?] with this cowardly crowd punched him right in the face, which pushed Montoya into a laughing fit. At this point, an unkown coward appeared from behind and swung full force at the front of the noggin. Adam Montoya went down, but was not unconscious. After being kicked several times in the face, Adam grabbed the nearest meaty leg, and tried to rip it off with his teeth. This, coupled with the appearance of Montoya's friends caused the assailants to run away like frightened little girls[?].
However, not everything in his life is bad. On July 4, 2003 Melody Susan Garcia[?] was born into this world. Weighing 7 pounds 4 ounces and stretching 21 inches long, Melody is easily the most beautiful girl in the world[?]. But of course, that is a biased opinion. As the Godfather[?] to this delicate miracle, Montoya swears to give everything he has, including his life if necessary to make sure she stays safe. Melody is the best thing in his life, and well.. All he's living for right now.
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